
My Rough Guide to Italy describes the country as possibly the greatest in the world. In fact, most guide books seem to rate that tiny peninsula that sticks, thigh high boot-like out into the Mediterranean sea, as one of the most deeply fascinating places on earth. And let’s be honest - it’s definitely a contender. Repository of some of the world’s most famous works of art, teller of some of mankind’s most enrapturing historical tales and religious heartland of one billion Catholics, Italy has some pretty solid credentials.

Well, I didn’t go to Italy because of the history – wondrous as it undoubtedly is. Neither did I go for the art, although thanks to this fantastic book and my art-mad sister I did pretty well on that front throughout my three weeks. I’m also a borderline atheist, so I certainly didn’t go for religious reasons (I use the word ‘borderline’ as while atheism is almost certainly the correct way to describe most of my views, I’m still not 100% comfortable using it). No, I chose Italy for two very simple reasons: language and food. Sort of like Elizabeth Gilbert in Eat, Pray, Love in a way, minus the horrific divorce, the manic depression and the quest for spiritual enlightenment.


So while I was plenty happy gazing at Milan’s magnificent Duomo, gallery hopping in Florence and circling Pisa’s leaning tower to find the jauntiest angle for a photo, I was always at my Italian happiest when I was either eating or speaking the language. Very often I would speak the language in order to facilitate eating, as I got to grips with ordering in cafes and shops (this made me ridiculously happy, just for the record). And because I had set out with only two modest hopes – improve my language skills and find some mind-boggling pizza – I came home not only with a cavalcade of happy memories, but also a set of well and truly exceeded aspirations.

Because that’s the thing about Italy. People expect a lot of it. And often, from snippets of conversation I’ve overheard in bars and discussions I’ve had with people in hostels, it fails to meet a lot of those expectations, the holders of which then return home disappointed and perhaps a little bitter. Because while Italy is the home of some of the world’s most awe-inspiring architecture, beautiful paintings and iconic landscapes, it is also a modern, twenty-first century country. A country trying to make its way in the world, and a country that, in so doing, is having to grapple seriously with all the attendant problems, flaws and hang-ups that such a status entails.

And that’s to ignore the fact that Italy is one of the most heavily touristed places on earth. Fifteen thousand people visit the Sistine Chapel in Rome every single day. Fifteen thousand! Italy is most definitely not the place to go if you want to have a completely unique travel experience – I certainly know that my own personal itinerary was a carbon copy of a bunch of other travellers I met along the way. Neither is Italy the place to go if you can’t abide erratic road traffic regulation, knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags and invasion of your personal space by over-friendly restauranteurs…


Nevertheless, to me, Italy is wonderful, and I spent three incredibly enjoyable weeks there. I ate some of the most sublime food (and surprised myself by trying both octopus and tripe), I looked at some of the most wonderful buildings and I enjoyed myself in the most complete of ways. I’ve got another post to come on my thoughts on travelling alone (which I could most probably sum up here with the word AWESOME), and a post on Italian food (again, AWESOME) but for now, I would just like to thank Italy for making my stay such an enjoyable one. Arrivederci wonderful, wonderful country, I’ll be back.

