Musings of a Novice Commuter
11 Sep

My much-loved but poorly maintained bike is hovering dangerously close to the death at the moment. A serious-sounding clunking noise issues from it with alarming regularity, and I’m all but convinced that a pretty major part of it – as in one of the wheels, or the chain – is about to fall off. Most likely this will happen at the most inopportune time: when I’m sandwiched between two lanes of traffic is one specific vision that springs to mind. So given the ill health of my most favoured vehicle in the world, combined with my current lack of funds to do anything whatsoever about it, I’m resigned to riding the bus to and from work every day.
Historically, I have viewed taking the bus with the same amount of disdain I harbour for those Tesco “wow, this really is like eating buttered cardboard” pre-packed sandwiches. I won’t lie: my dislike of buses almost certainly derived from growing up in a small seaside village where only one of them passed through every hour.* If you missed it, you either had to mooch around for ages while waiting for the next one, or cancel your trip altogether. Needless to say I (and most of my friends) spent many months and years yearning for the day I could learn to drive, and then after that, yearning for the day I could actually afford to run my own car and never again have to endure the teenage torment of waiting for a bus that sometimes decided not to even bother pitching up.
Clearly, however, I’ve mellowed over the years. Because I have to say, taking the bus last week was really pretty fun. It gave me heaps of time to read, for one thing, but I also had plenty of opportunity to observe other people going about their daily business which, for a Grade A people watcher like myself, was almost as fun as free-wheeling Edinburgh’s hills on my bike would have been in the first place. Admittedly less healthy though.
Four observations from the bus last week:
1) The Metro is the KING of commuter literature
Pretty much everyone on my 7.30am bus is immersed in the Metro. People sit side by side, holding the paper up in front of their faces, completely engrossed in the contents. It appears to be customary not only to read the Metro, but to leave one’s copy of the Metro on the seat when one exits the bus. I don’t know whether this is born out of courtesy to other commuters, or if it’s just because people can’t be bothered to take the paper away with them and finish reading it later (I can’t help but think that this latter possibility reflects pretty poorly on the content of the Metro itself). I have to say, however, I like it. I’m on the bus for an average of 40 minutes in the morning, and during that time I can watch up to four different people peruse the same increasingly tattered paper. It’s kind of nice, albeit in a mildly depressing sort of way.
2) No one talks
No one utters a word on my bus in the morning until at least 8.00am. People don’t even exchange niceties. I asked one girl if I could sit in the seat next to her the other day and she looked up at me with an expression of genuine shock, as though the idea of someone actually talking to her hadn’t even crossed her mind. True to commuter form, she didn’t say anything to me in response – a mere shrug of the shoulders and a return to her staring out of the window was all I got by way of acquiescence. Then, when we arrived at her stop a few minutes later, she abruptly stood up and pushed past me without so much as a grimace. I thought she was just a bit rude but my observations over the course of the rest of the week tell me otherwise. The morning bus is just not somewhere we talk. Deal with it, new girl.
3) People seem a little miserable
So I get that people are tired and could probably think of several things they’d rather be doing than heading into work at the crack of dawn but guys? Crack a smile for heaven’s sake! Even a “yeah this sucks a bit” grimace would do!
4) There’s always one person who has their music turned up too loud…
…presumably to drown out the drone of Edinburgh’s trademark double deckers, which themselves sound as though they could do with some hot milk and an extra hour in bed.
How do you get to work every day? Do you have any commuter stories to share? This really makes me laugh, so please let me know your thoughts.
Image above from Flickr – knehcsg.
*I realise this may make me sound a little precious: my boyfriend grew up in a town where there were only two buses the entire day.





